Brady-isms

My son Brady, who is 7, says the funniest things sometimes, whether it’s at home, in the car, or wherever, I always wish I had a pen and paper right then and there to write them down because at the time, it’s hilarious. So I decided to dedicate a little corner of my Blog to….”Brady-isms”- all of the funny and quirky quotes from my son. Enjoy!!!

” That knocked all my memories out”- Upon jumping from the coffee table and landing on his head on the floor

” I’m trying to do an Indian jump, but that’s way outta my mind right now!”- Watching Scott play Tony Hawk skateboard game on XBOX360, and it’s an Indy, not an Indian jump, heehee!

“I had a breakthrough”- Said after he busted thru the kid gate in the kitchen, so much for child-proof!

“Yay Mommy! You sped right through that yellow light! Now you’re almost like Daddy, all you need to do now is turn the music up louder.” - Being a little smart-butt from the backseat.

“I’m just bloody hot”- Apparently he was born in England, who knew?

“I am a professional you know” - Says this to me when he doesn’t want to hear me give him instructions.

“I’ve been looking for that hot wheel for 16 days”- its been buried in the yard for over a year.

“Tony Hawk….he wears Vans….he has a good brain”- Just blurting out random stuff while outside one day.

“You know that one skater….Rodney Mullen? He is a little bit chubby in the butt….that’s why I always choose Tony Hawk”- Talking about playing his PSP game.

“Daddy goes fast on his bike… he is just so talented!”

“It’s not like I’m famous”- Talking to Daddy about being on time for his soccer game.

“Skateboarding is a habit” - Random outburst

“Remember Mom, I am a professional….you have dropped like 61 glasses and I have only dropped 3″ - Clearing off the table after dinner, and his response when I told him to be careful with a glass.

“I learned something today at school…pencils make awesome back scratchers….put THAT on a t-shirt!”

“You know…I have been getting a bunch of achievements lately”- Discussingschool with me.

“No, Kacey, this isn’t a highway…a highway is where you can get up toninety or a hundred”- Driving down 620 on the way to the skate park today.

“So…I have the same Birthday as Texas? That is just something really special to me.”

“Hey, Superman is from Crouton”- He saw me putting croutons on my salad and I informed him Superman is from Krypton.